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I'm Fucking Craig

craig christ

Created on 2004-11-21 15:56:49 (#5218550), last updated 2005-06-07

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Name:	craigchrist
Birthdate:	05-05
Location:	Minnesota, United States

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everyone knows Jesus
the guy who healed the lame
well i am Jesus' brother
Craig...is my name
Jesus is the prince of piece
Jesus is the lamb
Jesus the son of God
but Craig don't give a damn
because when Craig's in sight
we'll party all damn night
i don't turn water into wine
but into cold Coors light
i'm not my brother i know
don't walk on h2o
but i got hydroponic shit
that me and Judas grow
i'm fucking Craig
i'm fucking Craig
yeah...i'm fucking Craig
Craig Christ
i hang out with lepers
Barabbas and Sodom
Jesus friends are called apostles
those dudes are totally gay
Jesus performs miracles
from galaee to Rome
but it would be a miracle
if he brought a fuckin lady home
because while Jesus is prayin
fucking Craig is layin
every lady in the testament
you know what i'm sayin
i won't die for your sin
like my famous kin
but if you got a little sister then
there's room at this inn
i'm fucking Craig
yeah i'm fucking Craig
fucking Craig
Craig Christ
Jesus was our mothers fave
all her love to him she gave
but there's no sibling rivalry
when he's nailed to that tree
yeaaahhhh
and now the question for you
is not what would Jesus do
but where will you be when
the Craig machine comes partyin' through
and if the lord will allow
you got to ask yourself how
and who and why and when and where is my
Messiah now
it's fucking Craig
it's fucking Craig
fuckin craaaooo
fuckin Craig
Craig Christ
Craig Christ
Craig Christ
i'm fuckin Craig

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